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    TheDiamondDog

    [41]Nov 1, 2005
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    The video depicting Mama hating her family and blaming herself, while being very positive about it.

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    weezie_Y

    [42]Nov 1, 2005
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    The video camera having a short.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [43]Nov 2, 2005
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    Naomi: Even as a child I knew who was hot . . .Everynight when I was younger Marlon would sneak into my room . . .he'd sleep in mybed all night long . . .I would rub his belly, and he would lick my face.

    Mama: What the hell kind of a smut show is this.

    Vint: Yeah, who is this Marlon?

    Naomi: Well he was my little puppy but Bubba cut that part out.

    Bubba: It was the camera. But didn't you think it was dynamic and revealing?

    Naomi: NO! Bubba you have ruined my reputation.

    Mama: Oh, what reputation ya tramp?!

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [44]Nov 2, 2005
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    Mama: Whenever I think of my family, my kids and all of their kids...it just turns my stomach! Husbands beating their wives, wives cheating on their husbands. And you know where I put all the blame?...Right with this old lady! Some people would say I'm a failure as a mother...and I would have to agree with them!
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    weezie_Y

    [45]Nov 2, 2005
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    I love these quotes that you are posting! Let me see if I can remember Iola's.

    Iola: I will never forget the sight when I walked into Ellen and Eunice's room. I mean they were totally neglected. They were dressed in rags and their hair hadn't been washed for a long time. I asked Thelma how she could stand there and not clean them up, and she'd go "What's the point? They'll just get dirty again."

    (Something to that effect)
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    TheDiamondDog

    [46]Nov 2, 2005
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    That is very close.

    Vint: Seems like whenever Daddy went outta town . . .Mama fell off the wagon . . .She got completely plastered. WHat a mess. . . .That's when she started having men in . . .Course, she made us kids swear not to tell Daddy.

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    weezie_Y

    [47]Nov 2, 2005
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    Mama: It's not my fault. It's that fat pain-in-the-butt Roselle Hufflander. Boy, I would love to wring her neck...Yo Hitchcock, you getting all this?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [48]Nov 3, 2005
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    Mama making fun of how Roselle is really fat.

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [49]Nov 3, 2005
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    The Huplanders losing the bowling tournament because Roselle got her arm stuck in the ball return machine.
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    weezie_Y

    [50]Nov 3, 2005
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    Vinton getting a black eye from Roselle as he thought that she weighed 309 lbs.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [51]Nov 3, 2005
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    Vint telling Mama Roselle never said he was wrong.

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    weezie_Y

    [52]Nov 3, 2005
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    Mama hanging up on Roselle.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [53]Nov 4, 2005
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    Vint giving Mama the phone during the video shoot, and saying, "We don't know any Roselle. Hang up."

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [54]Nov 4, 2005
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    Mama: No, I can't talk, Roselle, I've got something in the oven *tosses pan into oven*
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    weezie_Y

    [55]Nov 4, 2005
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    Vint: It's Roselle.
    Mama: Hang up. We don't know anybody by that name.
    Vint: Oh, sure you do. It's Roselle Hufflander asking if you could do the toy charity drive.
    Mama: Oh, you mean that Roselle.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [56]Nov 4, 2005
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    Mama looking at the toys that Roselle sent for her to fix, all dumped on the front lawn.

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [57]Nov 4, 2005
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    Mama saying her lawn looked like "an explosion at Toys R Us".
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    TheDiamondDog

    [58]Nov 4, 2005
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    Vint falling in the stuffed toya already fixed.

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    weezie_Y

    [59]Nov 5, 2005
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    Mama sewing up the teddy bear.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [60]Nov 5, 2005
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    Mama saying it was the first bear she's ever seen with pre-mature baldness.

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