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    colakid12

    [21]Aug 19, 2005
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    Oh my goodness that was probly your best one! HA HA HA HA that 1 funny! Well I think I'm gonna go ahead and put up the next picture!
    I know it's not time but......

    Sorry that it's in black and white.
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    weezie_Y

    [22]Aug 20, 2005
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    Naomi: Oh, Mrs. Harper. Vint and I have some wonderful news! We're going to have a baby.
    Mama: Say what?
    Vint: Naomi and I are going to have a baby together.
    Mama: I heard what she said the first time, you birdbrain!
    Naomi: Aren't you happy for us?
    Mama: Uh-oh! My stomach doesn't feel well.
    Naomi: Are you ok, Mrs. Harper?
    Mama: I need a beer. In fact, I'm going to need all the beer I can drink just so I don't have to relive those torturing nine months I carried Eunice.
    Vint: Mama, it's not going to be that bad.
    Mama: Are you kidding me? The last thing I need in this house is another crying brat!
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    colakid12

    [23]Aug 20, 2005
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    Ha Ha Ha! Good one.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [24]Aug 20, 2005
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    Vint: Guess what Mama. Guess what. Oh, ha ha. Guess what, what, what, what.
    Mama: hits him Shut up Vint. Naomi, what is he saying. You have more sense then him. turns awayI can't believe I just said that. I need a beer.
    Naomi: Why must you hit my husband?
    Mama:To knock some sense in him. And I wish I would have done that the day of your wedding.
    Vint:But Mama, I knew what I was doing when I married Naomi.
    Mama: Exactly. I have to prevent another horrible mistake like that.

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    weezie_Y

    [25]Aug 28, 2005
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    Hey, colakid. It's been over a week. Where's the next picture we have to dub?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [26]Aug 29, 2005
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    Yeah, this last one was hard. It took me a lot of editing to do it. I'd read it, and change it before submitting it. And it is not one of my bests.

    Can't anyone post a photo. Like, if someone finds a good photo by Sunday, can be post that one. Instead of waiting.

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    colakid12

    [27]Aug 29, 2005
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    Sorry I've been zoning out and forgeting! Here is the next one.

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    TheDiamondDog

    [28]Aug 30, 2005
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    Ellen: I hope you're happy Mama.
    Mama: Well, I didn't no you'd be allergic to that dessert.
    Ellen: Mama, you know I am allergic to nuts.
    Mama: Well I deal with it.
    Vint: I never knew you were allergic to nuts Mama.
    Naomi: Yeah, how do you deal with it?
    Mama: Well I live with all of you don't I?

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    weezie_Y

    [29]Aug 31, 2005
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    Hmm...this is a good picture. I'm going to have to think about this one.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [30]Aug 31, 2005
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    Ellen: Why are you all staring at me like that?
    Bubba: Well, we just hope you get better.
    Ellen: I'm fine. Leave, go home.
    Vint, Naomi, Bubba: Alright let's go.
    Mama:Freeze. We are not going anywhere. She is feeling poorly. I feel like it is my fault.
    Ellen: It is your fault Mama. If you wouldn't of left that tube of lipstick on the floor, I wouldn't have fallen.
    Mama: Lipstick. I don't wear lipstick.
    Naomi: SOrry bout that. I forgot it.
    Mama: What kind of sense do you have. You don't have the sense that God gave ants.
    Vint: Naomi has plenty of sense. She has more sense than me.
    Mama: Well I believe that. You'd have to have the sense of an ant to marry that woman.

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    TheDiamondDog

    [31]Sep 2, 2005
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    Has everyone lost interest in this game. Or do we have a declared winner that no one could possibly beat, and think of better dubbing.

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    weezie_Y

    [32]Sep 2, 2005
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    I'm working on one right now. I'll probably have it up by tomorrow afternoon or night.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [33]Sep 3, 2005
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    Wait, you have to think about it. I just see the picture, start typing, and everything comes into my head. Really, I can't think about it, or it pry won't be good. I just do it.

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    weezie_Y

    [34]Sep 3, 2005
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    Ellen: Well, Mama. Are you proud of me?
    Mama: Getting your face, your bosoms, and your derriere done is not what I consider "proud".
    Bubba: I think it looks great.
    Vint: Yeah I date you if you weren't my big sister.
    Naomi: Why Vint? Are you saying I don't look pretty enough for you? Would you like me to do what Ellen did?
    Vint: Skeeter, that's not what I meant. All I just said was that Ellen's new look was sexier than expected.
    Naomi: Maybe I should get my whole body done too.
    Mama: Oh no you don't. I already have one Dolly Parton look-alike to be embarrassed about. I'm not going to have one living under my roof. Let alone have my basement uglier than it already is.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [35]Sep 4, 2005
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    Not bad.

    Hey, it is Sunday. Time for a new picture.

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    weezie_Y

    [36]Sep 5, 2005
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    colakid, where's the new picture?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [37]Sep 6, 2005
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    I think he has forgotten about this game. Or us, Don't you love us anymore.

    Ya know weezie, we should just find pics. First one here SUnday or Monday, maybe Saturday, posts the picture.

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    weezie_Y

    [38]Sep 6, 2005
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    Good idea! However, I hardly have time to search the web as I'm busy during the week. Maybe you can find some pics.
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    TheDiamondDog

    [39]Sep 7, 2005
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    Okay. I will do that. I have a homeroom in the computer lab, and I go to the library for lunch and study hall, not to mention my home computer.

    Check back tommorrow. I'll post a pic.

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    colakid12

    [40]Sep 7, 2005
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    Sorry I've been VERY behind in school work and I was at our church sunday-monday volentering cause people from the hurricane are ther and there are showers in the bathroom and they get cots and food, so its an official Red Cross shelter (Stayed there over nite til' labor Day) and a lot of other stuff. I've been forgeting. I am SO sorry.

    Here's the new one.



    (Sorry for all the typos I'm in a big rush. I have to get my Tv.com stuff done and then I have to go to the groccery store with my mom)
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