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    TheDiamondDog

    [21]Jan 1, 2006
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    "Now wait just one cotton pickin minute!"

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [22]Jan 1, 2006
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    "Are you gonna let me use this vacuum or should I get down on my hands and knees and pick up the fuzzballs with a tweezers?"
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    weezie_Y

    [23]Jan 1, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "Are you in there?"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [24]Jan 2, 2006
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    "Hello?"

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    weezie_Y

    [25]Jan 2, 2006
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    • rank: Fall Guy
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    "It's the gooseberries, you tramp!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [26]Jan 3, 2006
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    "I declare, this is the best gooseberry jam you ladies ever made."

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    weezie_Y

    [27]Jan 3, 2006
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    • level: 19
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    "Well, good lord!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [28]Jan 4, 2006
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    "Well, what the . . .!"

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    weezie_Y

    [29]Jan 4, 2006
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    • level: 19
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    "I haven't seen any of them before in my life."
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [30]Jan 4, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
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    "All my life I've been second best. Just this once I'd like to fly first class."
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    weezie_Y

    [31]Jan 4, 2006
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    "Can you get me a wicky-wacky bowl?"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [32]Jan 5, 2006
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    "A what?"

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    weezie_Y

    [33]Jan 5, 2006
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    "You want to WHAT with me!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [34]Jan 5, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
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    "He said, 'You...I...your...my...ice cubes...all night!'"
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    weezie_Y

    [35]Jan 5, 2006
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    "That guy wants to WHAT with all of us!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [36]Jan 6, 2006
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    "I haven't asked for it in years."

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    weezie_Y

    [37]Jan 6, 2006
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    "My name is Thelma Harper. I'm a very old woman whose body is practically covered in cellulite. Now if any of that turns you on, you just keep talking. HELLO! HELLO! Looks like he wasn't thinking in terms of an older woman."
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [38]Jan 6, 2006
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    "To bring peace to all nations...to end world hunger...and to find a cure for cellulite!"
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    weezie_Y

    [39]Jan 6, 2006
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    "I want a recount! If she's Miss Grandma USA, then I'm Vanna White!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [40]Jan 6, 2006
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    "I'll tell you what. That chicken is more talented than Vanna."
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