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    TheDiamondDog

    [61]Jan 14, 2006
    • member since: 06/14/05
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    • posts: 19,860
    "It was the best I could do. I was in a hurry."

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    weezie_Y

    [62]Jan 14, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "It's your dime. Spill it!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [63]Jan 14, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 3,557
    "Whisper something sweet when you hear the beep, and I'll reach out and touch you just as soon as I can! *Kisses* Bye-bye!"
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    weezie_Y

    [64]Jan 14, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "Good Lord, Naomi. It's suppose to be a phone message, not foreplay!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [65]Jan 15, 2006
    • member since: 06/14/05
    • level: 61
    • rank: Gold Monkey
    • posts: 19,860
    "The only exercise you know includes a man, a bed, and a cigarette afterwards!"
    "That is a total lie! I have never smoked a cigarette in my entire life!!"

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    weezie_Y

    [66]Jan 15, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "The only two things you ever moved were your hips and your lips!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [67]Jan 15, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 3,557
    "Shut up before I sew your lips together!"
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    weezie_Y

    [68]Jan 16, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "You break that glass, I'm going to toast your buns!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [69]Jan 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/14/05
    • level: 61
    • rank: Gold Monkey
    • posts: 19,860
    "DOn't worry Bubba, its just a broken glass."

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    ELOrocks17

    [70]Jan 17, 2006
    • member since: 09/11/05
    • level: 3
    • rank: Soup Nazi
    • posts: 17
    "You broke my gravy boat!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [71]Jan 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 8
    • rank: Super-Friend
    • posts: 3,557
    "You only served two porkchops for four people!"
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    weezie_Y

    [72]Jan 17, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "Give me the damn rolls!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [73]Jan 18, 2006
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    • level: 61
    • rank: Gold Monkey
    • posts: 19,860
    "She means Holy Rollers."

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    weezie_Y

    [74]Jan 18, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "This is our foreign exchange student, Inga."
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [75]Jan 18, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 8
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    • posts: 3,557
    "This is...Bert! Mel's chauffeur."
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    weezie_Y

    [76]Jan 18, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "I asked them to send me a senior citizen, not a hunk."
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    TheDiamondDog

    [77]Jan 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/14/05
    • level: 61
    • rank: Gold Monkey
    • posts: 19,860
    "Not many of the old guys are available so close to Valentine's Day."

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [78]Jan 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
    • level: 8
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    • posts: 3,557
    "Do you have any men available for the Geritol Generation?"
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    weezie_Y

    [79]Jan 20, 2006
    • member since: 06/02/05
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 13,853
    "Old lady. This time you've gone too far!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [80]Jan 21, 2006
    • member since: 06/14/05
    • level: 61
    • rank: Gold Monkey
    • posts: 19,860
    "I've called you about your Old Lady. I've seen ehr wandering through the parking lot at Food Circus. You should put her out of her misery."

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