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    weezie_Y

    [121]Feb 5, 2006
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    "Old Lady! This time you gone too far."
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    TheDiamondDog

    [122]Feb 6, 2006
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    "Watch it, Old Lady."
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    weezie_Y

    [123]Feb 6, 2006
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    "I just went out to have a few beers to cool off and it still didn't work."
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    TheDiamondDog

    [124]Feb 7, 2006
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    "She never did keep enough beer in this house."
    "How could I? It'd take a SWAT team to keep up with her guzzling!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [125]Feb 7, 2006
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    "Is that my beer you're slobbering over?"
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    weezie_Y

    [126]Feb 7, 2006
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    "I only drink because you make my life a living h*ll!"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [127]Feb 8, 2006
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    "Pick me up a case of Big Top beer."

    (You can say hell on here weezie)
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    weezie_Y

    [128]Feb 8, 2006
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    "So who wants tea?"

    "No thanks. I'll have a beer."

    "Milk."

    "Ginger Ale."

    "Coke."

    (That's good to know. This board isn't as strict as the old TV Tome.)
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [129]Feb 8, 2006
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    "I wanted a Classic Coke, not Diet!"
    "Fine, it's your waistline!"
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    weezie_Y

    [130]Feb 8, 2006
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    "I also brought soy sauce just in case."
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    TheDiamondDog

    [131]Feb 9, 2006
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    "Forget it Iola, it's a lost cause. Say, who wants pizza!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [132]Feb 9, 2006
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    "We can send out for pizza, or Chinese, or Catfish-in-a-Bucket."
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    weezie_Y

    [133]Feb 9, 2006
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    "Iola. Do you want anchovies on your pizza?"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [134]Feb 10, 2006
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    "I have never been treated this way in my entire life, not even by mother!!!!!"
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    weezie_Y

    [135]Feb 10, 2006
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    "You can forget about going to the Dixie Belle because I'm taking mother."
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [136]Feb 10, 2006
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    "I was looking forward to dining at the captain's table, and here I am stuck eating in the bilge with the water rats!"
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    weezie_Y

    [137]Feb 10, 2006
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    "I'll send daddy for my things, including my silk coverings."

    "Well good. Because with you out of the house, they're the ugliest thing in this room!"
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [138]Feb 11, 2006
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    "Come on, Miss Harper, nothing's cheaper than bowling!"
    "Have you taken a look in the mirror lately?"
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    TheDiamondDog

    [139]Feb 11, 2006
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    "You know where all the good men are on Friday night? Bowling."
    "Yeah, that's a way to meet decent, all-American men."
    "Yeah, and maybe we can catch them while they're still sober."
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    weezie_Y

    [140]Feb 11, 2006
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    "You're grounded for another week."
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