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    TheDiamondDog

    [21]Apr 13, 2006
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    Then we get to see Mama criticize Naomi's skills as a mother.

    What if Naomi became a desperate housewife . . .
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [22]Apr 13, 2006
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    Then Mama could bring some comedy to Wisteria Lane.

    What if Naomi became a church lady?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [23]Apr 13, 2006
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    Then Vint would be disappointed tht she didn't perform his favorite wifely duties.

    What if Iola turned tramp . . .
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    weezie_Y

    [24]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then she would wear pink shoulderless dresses.

    What if Iola turned out to be a lesbian?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [25]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then that would explain why she hung around Mama so much.

    What if Mama's house burned down?
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    weezie_Y

    [26]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then Mama, Vint, Naomi, and Bubba would have to move into Iola's for a while until Mama's house was rebuilt.

    What if Naomi turned Mama's place into a brothel?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [27]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then Mama could be Ma Harper.

    What if Naomi had another child somewhere that she had to give up for adoption . . .
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    weezie_Y

    [28]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then the child wouldn't have to hear Mama's yelling.

    What if the show revived Carl's character and had him join the cast?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [29]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then Mama would have someone else to yell at.

    What if Mama didn't drink beer . . .
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    ScroogeMcNix

    [30]Apr 14, 2006
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    She wouldn't eevr talk about it or crave it but she'd still be as cantankerous.

    What if Bubba joined the wrestling team in Season 7 (season that never existed after naomi gave birth)???
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    weezie_Y

    [31]Apr 14, 2006
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    Then he could be Deedee's wrestling partner.

    What if Iola joined a convent?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [32]Apr 15, 2006
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    Then she would design her own pink habit and make cozies for all the church ornaments.

    What if Naomi became a stripper?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [33]Apr 15, 2006
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    Then Mama really would have a reason to look down on her, and would have to pay for implants.

    What if Vint became a pimp, and Iola became a hooker, w/o anyone else knowing and never finding out . . .
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    weezie_Y

    [34]Apr 15, 2006
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    Then that would be one interesting plot.

    What if Ed and Eunice paid a visit when Bubba was at Mama's house?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [35]Apr 16, 2006
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    Then Mama would be mad that day.

    What if Iola became a famous musician . . .
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    weezie_Y

    [36]Apr 17, 2006
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    Then she would be the first woman to get a #1 hit with her accordian.

    What if Vint took a pill that made him smart?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [37]Apr 17, 2006
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    Then it would have impotence as a side effect, and Naomi would want her dumb, sexy Vint back.

    What if Mama found out that Roselle used to be a man?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [38]Apr 17, 2006
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    Then Mama would have figured that'd exaplain why she was so ugly.

    What if Mama won the Grandma USA Pageant . . .
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    weezie_Y

    [39]Apr 17, 2006
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    Then she would have gotten her car and her dream kitchen.

    What if we got to see Mama in a bathing suit?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [40]Apr 18, 2006
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    Then some might have wanted to scratch their eyes out.

    What if Mama did have the body from the ad for the dance . . .
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