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    TheDiamondDog

    [61]Apr 25, 2006
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    Then Mama could find out if life was better on the other side than with her family.

    What if Mama lost her voice one episode . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [62]Apr 25, 2006
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    Then Mama could do more of the newspaper whacking to express her anger and frustration towards her family.

    What if Mama was a stripper in her early days as a young woman?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [63]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then Naomi would enjoy teasing her about that.

    What if Mama went out to dance every night . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [64]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then she would get more corns and bunions than she could count.

    What if the family actually liked Iola's handicrafts?

    Edited on 04/26/2006 1:41pm
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    nhmathgrad11

    [65]Apr 26, 2006
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    The Harpers would have taken Iola and forced her to make more, making her forget her worthless parents.

    What if Mama won on Jeopardy, under today's rules ($ values and "The Ken Jennings Rule (keep winning until you lose)") ?

    Edited on 04/26/2006 3:08pm
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    weezie_Y

    [66]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then Mama could OWN Raytown.

    What if Mama and Mayor Tuckwiller had an affair?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [67]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then Ellen would be mad.

    What if Mama started dating a 35 year old man . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [68]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then Alberta Meechum would say that Mama's house was like Sodom and Gomorrah.

    What if Mama and Billy had gotten married in Hawaii?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [69]Apr 26, 2006
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    Then Mama would be loaded!!!  And Vint and Naomi could get the house, and Bubba could get a Corvette.

    What if Leonard Oates died and left Naomi his 2 mil . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [70]Apr 27, 2006
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    Then Naomi would move out of Mama's house and get herself a motor home and drive off to Arizona with Vint.

    What if Vint had fish every day?

    Edited on 04/27/2006 6:37pm
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    TheDiamondDog

    [71]Apr 27, 2006
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    Then maybe he could be smart.

    What if Vint really wanted hot cocoa more than Naomi . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [72]Apr 28, 2006
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    Then he'd be a twin of our beloved Stanley Roper.

    What if Mama hadn't been able to keep the neighborhood from being demolished?
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    weezie_Y

    [73]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then we would see a different house in the opening and closing credits.

    What if Fran found herself a man?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [74]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then Mama would tell her to marry him so she wouldn't be an old maid.

    What if Iola's sailor from Hawaii came to Raytown wanting to marry her . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [75]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then her mother would ask the Iola's hubby to move in and care for her.

    What if Naomi did the cooking?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [76]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then Mama would criticize her for not making meals from scratch.

    What if Mama became a Go-Go dancer . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [77]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then Naomi would get on Mama's case and tell her that she's a floozy as well.

    What if Eunice and Ed came back and took Bubba with them to Florida?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [78]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then Bubba would get into trouble and make them lose their house, and they would all have to move back in with Mama.

    What if Bubba, Dwayne, and T-Boy made a hit album?
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    weezie_Y

    [79]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then it would be a success with Mama as their manager.

    What if Naomi stopped loving Vint and decided to become a nun?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [80]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then she would change her mind when she realized they didn't make shoulderless habits.

    What if Mama bought a pool?
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