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    weezie_Y

    [81]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then she may use it as another washing machine to wash the clothes.

    What if Mama opened up a restaurant?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [82]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then Mama could be the cook, Bubba could be the busboy, Naomi could be the hostess and cashier, and Iola and Vint could be waiters. However, a fight would eventually erupt amongst everyone, driving all the customers away, and forcing Mama to sell the restaurant.

    What if Mama held a family reunion?
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    weezie_Y

    [83]Apr 29, 2006
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    Then it would be one, big family gathering at Mama's house and Mama would have to do a lot of cooking. Of course, Iola would help out too.

    What if Mama joined a gym?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [84]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then she could fit into a size 4 like she tells everyone.

    What if Mama got a tattoo . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [85]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then Alberta would kick her out of the CLL.

    What if Vint ran for president?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [86]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then he'd win.  (He's dumb enough)

    What if Naomi auditioned for a new show about suburban housewives that had bad reps . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [87]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then she would be a great understudy for Edie Britt (from Desperate Housewives).

    What if Iola and Mama went to a male strip club?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [88]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then Mama would have a reunion with Mel.

    What if Mama wrote her autobiography?

    Edited on 04/30/2006 8:40pm
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    weezie_Y

    [89]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then there would be a lot of curse words in that sucker. (I would buy it ).

    What if Vint didn't get into the Cobras?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [90]Apr 30, 2006
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    Then Mama couldn't make fun of the costume, and would never have been able to play that April Fool's joke.

    What if Mama never learned to drive . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [91]May 1, 2006
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    Then it wouldn't really matter, since we never got to see her drive after the driving episode anyway.

    What if they made an episode about the family's trip to the Grand Canyon?
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    weezie_Y

    [92]May 1, 2006
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    Then Mama would fall for the tourist guide, Iola would get lost, Vint and Naomi would find a secret place to fool around, and Bubba would take a lot of pictures for his geology class.

    What if Mama decided to move to Hawaii?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [93]May 1, 2006
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    Then she could marry Billy and become one of the richest women in the world, and rub it in to Roselle.

    What if Roselle lost weight . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [94]May 1, 2006
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    Then she probably have a chance in getting a man.

    What if Vint had become a successful scientist?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [95]May 1, 2006
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    Then that chemistry set came in handy before blowing anything up.

    What if Iola stole Vint away from Naomi . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [96]May 2, 2006
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    Then we'd get to see the catfight of the century!

    What if Mama took an art class?
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    weezie_Y

    [97]May 2, 2006
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    Then she'd probably end up being Iola Part 2.

    What if Naomi decided not to wear any more shoulderless dresses?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [98]May 2, 2006
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    Then maybe Mama wouldn't criticize her so much.

    What if Mama stopped wearing the gaudy hats . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [99]May 3, 2006
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    Then she wouldn't look prim or proper when she went to those church bizarres.

    What if Bubba married Vernette (Iola's niece)?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [100]May 3, 2006
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    Then Naomi could give her a make-over and teach her the "wifely duties."

    What if Bubba did enter the Army . . .

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