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    weezie_Y

    [121]May 11, 2006
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    Then the man certainly wouldn't live up to Mama's expectations as Iola has bad taste in picking them.

    What if Vint joined the army?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [122]May 11, 2006
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    Then Mama would say that the military was going to hell in a handbasket.

    What if Mama took a Spanish class?
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    weezie_Y

    [123]May 11, 2006
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    Then she could incorporate some Spanish cursing words in her remarks.

    What if Naomi took a cooking class?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [124]May 12, 2006
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    Then she'd fail miserably, but end up getting an A+ by seducing the cute instructor.

    What if Iola got pregnant?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [125]May 12, 2006
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    Then that would be the great big shock of the season.

    What if Bubba got a girl pregnant . .  .

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    weezie_Y

    [126]May 12, 2006
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    Then Mama would kill him and force him to marry the girl he knocked up.

    What if Mama and Archie Bunker hooked up?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [127]May 12, 2006
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    Then we'd have twice the yelling and sarcasm.

    What if the family took a trip to Egypt?
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    weezie_Y

    [128]May 13, 2006
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    Then there would be a fantasy where Naomi would be Cleopatra, Vint as Marc Anthony, and Mama's head on The Great Sphinx.

    What if Bubba and Iola had an affair?
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    crazy_legs_1205

    [129]May 13, 2006
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    Then Mama would start calling Iola cheap as well.

    What if Mama became a fashion designer?
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    weezie_Y

    [130]May 13, 2006
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    Then she would be the next Delta Burke where she would design a wardrobe for 'plus-size' women.

    What if Iola decided to be a 'Hooters' girl?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [131]May 13, 2006
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    Then she would need a little work done.

    What if Mama decided to work at a personal escort service . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [132]May 14, 2006
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    Then her slogan could go like: "Thelma Harper will make your day, call 555-M-A-M-A!"

    What if Mama's radio show was never cancelled?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [133]May 14, 2006
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    Then Mama would be a local celeb.

    What if Mama started working for Dr. Joyce Brothers . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [134]May 14, 2006
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    Then Dr. Brothers would get most of her advice from Mama.

    What if Lucille Ball guest starred on "Mama's Family"?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [135]May 15, 2006
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    Then she could do a review of the seasons, like she did for TC.

    What if Iola was more flirty, but not as flirty as Naomi . . .

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    crazy_legs_1205

    [136]May 15, 2006
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    Then Mama would ask her, "Have you been taking lessons from Naomi?" (Kind of like on TC, when Jack asked Janet, "Have you been taking lessons from Chrissy?")

    What if there had been a Halloween episode of Mama's Family?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [137]May 15, 2006
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    Then Naomi would have had some very sexy costume that Mama called Trampy.

    What if Vint got a record contract . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [138]May 15, 2006
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    Then Mama would be his manager, Naomi would be in charge of his wardrobe, Bubba would provide the music, and Iola would make all sorts of handicrafts for Vint's tour.

    What if Naomi designed her own clothing line?
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    TheDiamondDog

    [139]May 16, 2006
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    Then Mama would tell her it could be sold at Tramps R Us.

    What if Bubba started dating a model . . .

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    weezie_Y

    [140]May 16, 2006
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    Then he would ask her to marry him in a week.

    What if Alberta Meachum and Thelma became best friends?
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