Fran: You know that ugly little tag that sticks out at the side that says "Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law?"
Fran: Two years ago, I removed it!
Judge: I'll tell ya what. Normally, this is a capital offense. But if you'll just sew it on, we'll forget the whole thing.
Fran: I don't sew.
Judge: WELL THEN PIN IT ON! AND SIT DOWN!