Naomi: I would like to call my star witness - Vinton Harper!
Mama: I object!
Judge: TO WHAT?!
Mama: Is it legal in this state for a man to testify against his own mother?! His own flesh and blood?! The one who brought him into this world! Who wiped his nose and diapered his behind! Before Pampers! Is that legal?!
Judge: Yes, it is!
Mama: Just asking.