*Mama thinks the family is putting her away, but they mean the dog*
Mama: How would y'all like to be carted off to the Puente Pines Retirement Home?!
Naomi: Well gee, I think it beats being locked up in a garage.
Vint: Yeah. It's really beautiful out there Mama. Wait till you see it.
*Mama holds up her rolling pin*
Mama: One more step and you're gonna see God!