*Vint gets off the phone*
Vint: Good news Skeeter! Floyd over at the Jiffy Lube slipped on a grease spot and threw his back out.
Mama: Well, let's break out the champagne.
Bubba: I'm pledging Sigma Alpha Pi.
*puts on the hat that read SAP*
Mama: Well if anyone was ever born to be a SAP, you're it.
Mama: The answer to every mother's prayer - a house without a family!
Mama: Lord, where is it written that Thelma always plays the patsy? Want somebody to watch your fish? Call Thelma! Wanna sew some draperies that'll get ya hot? Call Thelma! Want a housekeeper/cook/slave all rolled into one? Call Thelma!
Mama: That's probably for me!
The names Bubba mentions while naming his fraternity
"brothers" are all names of crew members from the show.