(Vint and Naomi catch Mama doing dishes when she should be looking helpless)
Vint: For shame Mama! Rinsing!
Mama: Well I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help myself. I started off innocent enough with a cup and a saucer. I thought I could quit. I kept telling myself it was just recreational. Next thing you knew I was in the hard stuff - pots and pans.
(Mama tells the family she fell after getting rejected by the loan officer)
Naomi: Boy, talk about adding insult to injury,
Vint: Yeah. Well, actually Skeeter, it would be injury to insult. See? Because she was insulted first. Now, if she had fell first . . .
Mama: How would you like to be injured and insulted all at the same time?!
(Mama gets home after falling at the bank)
Bubba: LET ME HELP YOU TO YOUR CHAIR!
Mama: Oh pipe down! I didn't fall on my ear!