Mama's Family

Season 6 Episode 11

Mama Takes Stock

Aired Unknown Dec 02, 1989 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Iola: The pen is mightier than the sword.
      Mama: Yeah? And a bazooka beats um both. So what?

    • Iola: It's about time someone stood up to those cooperate bullies!
      Bubba: What are you gonna do, Miss Boylen?
      Iola: I am gonna write them a scathing letter! And believe you me, they are not getting the floral stationary. (leaves)
      Mama: Lord, I haven't seen her this mad since they canceled "The Love Boat."

    • Mama: Well, at least I'm gettin' rid of some of the trash around here.
      (Naomi enters)
      Naomi: Hi y'all.
      Mama: Looks like I spoke too soon.

    • (Vint says that he has to clean up the storeroom)
      Mama: Well, start with that smutty calendar you got over the water cooler.
      Vint: Ya mean Miss Padlock?
      Mama: Yeah, that's her. The one with the big tumblers.
      (Vint leaves, and Bubba runs after him)
      Bubba: Say, wait up Uncle Vint! I could use a new calendar!
      Mama: Oh, for crying out loud Bubba! It's eight years old.

    • Mama: (referring to then VP Dan Quayle) Let's think now. What is a job that requires no qualifications and no brains? Just a darn shame the Vice Presidency is already taken.

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