Iola: The pen is mightier than the sword.
Mama: Yeah? And a bazooka beats um both. So what?
Iola: It's about time someone stood up to those cooperate bullies!
Bubba: What are you gonna do, Miss Boylen?
Iola: I am gonna write them a scathing letter! And believe you me, they are not getting the floral stationary. (leaves)
Mama: Lord, I haven't seen her this mad since they canceled "The Love Boat."
Mama: Well, at least I'm gettin' rid of some of the trash around here.
Naomi: Hi y'all.
Mama: Looks like I spoke too soon.
(Vint says that he has to clean up the storeroom)
Mama: Well, start with that smutty calendar you got over the water cooler.
Vint: Ya mean Miss Padlock?
Mama: Yeah, that's her. The one with the big tumblers.
(Vint leaves, and Bubba runs after him)
Bubba: Say, wait up Uncle Vint! I could use a new calendar!
Mama: Oh, for crying out loud Bubba! It's eight years old.
Mama: (referring to then VP Dan Quayle) Let's think now. What is a job that requires no qualifications and no brains? Just a darn shame the Vice Presidency is already taken.