(Vint says that he has to clean up the storeroom)
Mama: Well, start with that smutty calendar you got over the water cooler.
Vint: Ya mean Miss Padlock?
Mama: Yeah, that's her. The one with the big tumblers.
(Vint leaves, and Bubba runs after him)
Bubba: Say, wait up Uncle Vint! I could use a new calendar!
Mama: Oh, for crying out loud Bubba! It's eight years old.