Waiter: Maybe I can recommend the Senior Citizens Plate. All the meat's been pulled off the bone.
Mama: Well, that's real good because they don't trust me with a knife and a fork down at the home.
Waiter: Well, I can see she's a little bit confused. I'll come back later.
Mama: Well, comin' here has certainly cheered me up. That bozo's ready to have me declared brain dead.