When Mr. Hanson first started teaching and Mama wanted to impress him, she said that one of the things she could lose was her B average. But it this episode she has gotten straight A's. Did Mama somehow do extra work to get that all up, or does dating your teacher pay off?
If Mama was valdictorian, nobody in Bubba's class was able to maintain a straight A average? It seems a bit unlikely that not one student could keep their grades so high.
Eunice: All we got is a one room studio with a broken hotplate and a bed that comes out of the wall. Mama: Move up in the world, have you?
Bubba: I heard from Florida State. Naomi: Oh Bubba, don't tell me they rejected you. Bubba: Oh, they said I should consider a school less academically demanding, like bartender school.
Mama: Lord, how in the world could I have raised such a hateful, unloving mother? Vint: Hey Mama. Mama: What the hell do you want?
*Iola is saying how she found her accordion* Iola: It was all boxed up underneath a pile of bricks in the back of a garage. I wonder what made Daddy store it way back there. Naomi: Must've been love of music.
*Vint is describing his alarm system* Vint: Highly sophisticated, yet simple enough for a child to use. Mama: Well, it's in the right hands.
Iola: Hey Thelma, what about a little post-graduation sing along? Mama: Sure Iola. Sing along with this. *plugs in the alarm and it starts going off*
Naomi: Mrs. Harper, how are you gonna persuade Bubba to change his mind? Mama: With love, compassion, and understanding. Naomi: Oh! *Leaves* Mama: Bubba, you get your butt down here right now!!!
*Mama is reading her speech and Bubba starts dialing the phone* Mama: Esteemed faculty, welcomed guests, fellow classmate. I come before, before you. I come before you tonight with a burning question in my heart. What the hell do you think you're doing?!
*Iola continues to play the Graduation march* Mama: Iola, knock it off!
Naomi: But Bubba, you don't have to make something of yourself to go home to your family. Vint: Yeah. Look at me. Mama's tickled to death to have me here. *Mama gives an annoyed look to Vint*
*Vint's alarm isn't working right* Vint: Problem must be a little short. Mama: Yeah. A little short of brains.
This is the last time we see the character of Allan Hanson, even though his previous two appearances indicated that he and Thelma might have been forming a possible relationship.
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