When Thelma and Naomi are scanning the groceries and the buzzed ones come up, you can clearly see that they are not even scanning the bar code.
Vint: Ya just made a total jackass outta yourself just because I asked ya.
Mama: Well, that's alright Vinton. You've always done the same for me, and I've never even had to ask.
Mama: (in the microphone) Sue Lampasey, your break is over. Get up here, quick. Mr. Palmer, take this job and shove it!
Mama: (To heavy customer) Well, I'll tell ya what. Why don't ya go over and get yourself a fresh package. Uh, better still, you don't need this junk. Go over to the diet section and get you some Lean Cuisine.
Customer: I never waited like this with Naomi.
Mama: I'm movin' as fast as I can chubs.
Mama: Long Horn Chili. Here it is! Two dollars and . . .
Mr. Palmer: (to Naomi) Starting tomorrow morning, you're gonna teach her everything you know!
Mama: About checkin'. Anything else she could teach me I closed the book on years ago.
Mr. Palmer: I can't force people to buy our baked goods.
Mama: Well, if ya give out some free samples. Shoot, I know plenty of girls got their husbands doin' that.
Naomi: (to Mama) I don't have a home life; I have a basement life!
Mama: Well, get down in it where you belong.
(Mama scans an item that won't ring up and can't find the price)
Mama: I guess these are free today.
(Mama finally finds the price of an item on the list of specials and gives the customer his total)
Customer: (frustrated) How long will it take for change?
Mama: You're getting on my nerves four eyes! (gets the change) There's your change!
Naomi: Thank you sir, and come again.
Mama: Don't encourage him to come back.
Mama: (to Naomi) For somebody who's allergic to baggin', you sure are in an all-fire hurry to jump in the sack!
Customer: I have a question for Ask Thelma.
Mama: Ask Thelma is busy right now!
Customer: I just need to know what to do about a tea stain in the rug.
Mama: Put a chair over it!
Shown as the 16th episode (29th overall) of the Second NBC season in syndication.