Iola: Well, congratulate me. I have been given my very own column in the Church Chimes.
Mama: No, well how do ya like that. What are you gonna call it, "Skinny From the Skinny?"
Iola: No, I'm gonna call it "Boylen's Beat." It'll have all the most exciting news in Raytown. Anybody got a scoop?
Vint: Well, the Whittikers' dog died.
Iola: I know. That's my lead story.
Mama: Well, I tell ya, with excitement like that, you can just cancel my subscription to the Inquire.