Man to Man with Dean Learner

Season 1 Episode 2

Steve Pising

Aired Friday 11:15 PM Oct 27, 2006 on Channel 4



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dean Learner: And there's a great episode coming up later where Satu and Martine have a cat fight on a bouncy castle, so watch out for that.

    • Steve Pising: I own a camel; I love camels; I adore camels. I'm camel crazy. Camels have great stamina; they look good; like me they go a hell of a long way on one tank; and above all, they're honest. And let me say this to you now: If only everyone was as honest as a camel, the world would be a much better place in my opinion.

    • Dean Learner: What was it like to drive a Formula Five car? What made it so exciting?
      Steve Pising: Well, I'd have to say the speed.
      Dean Learner: The Speed.
      Steve Pising: The sheer speed, Dean. There was nothing else like it. It was better than sex. Well certainly better than any sex I've ever had. And the feeling of speed was just indescribable.
      Dean Learner: Alright. So what was it like?
      Steve Pising: As I say, it's indescribable.
      Dean Learner: Try describing it.
      Steve Pising: Really good.

    • Steve Pising: Having lived life in the fast lane for well over a decade, it's no surprise to me that my back hair's begun to fall out. But with Back Studio's revolutionary new hair restoral treatment, my back, sack, crack and shoulders have been restored to their bushy best in just under three years. Has it changed my life? You betcha. Back in business!

    • Dean Learner: What is class? Well it's impossible to define, despite what dictionaries would have us believe. But certain images can conjure up its essence: jumbo prawns, ankle bracelets, and dimmer switches in the toilet.

    • Dean Learner: My name is Dean Learner, and I guess you could say I'm a 'One Man Brand'. I've got a club called "Deano's", a restaurant called "Chez Deano's", an erotic comic called "The Deano", and a men's magazine, called "Jigglers". And that was originally called "Deano's Jigglers" but the image it conjured up was, at best, harrowing.

  • Notes

    • International Airdates:
      - Denmark: June 22, 2008 on SBS Net

    • This is the only episode in the series not to feature duo Kim Noble and Stuart Silver in any role, though they do appear as doormen in the opening title sequence (used for every episode).

    • This episode features Maddie Marieges Moore. No doubt a relation to the show's make-up designer, Eva Marieges Moore.

  • Allusions