Married to the Kellys

Season 1 Episode 5

Corrupting Chris

Aired Unknown Oct 24, 2003 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • If Mary is still writing her dissertation, it would be hard for her to already have been promoted to associate professor.

  • Quotes

    • Chris: (To Mary) Hey, sweetie, sometimes a dude's just gotta be a dude.
      Mary: Your bad husband ruined my good one.
      Tom: (Toasting) To evil!
      Tom: This happens every time I toast to evil.

    • Susan: Tom, what you have to realize is that, this family is like a delicate ecosystem and the smallest of changes can produce ripples of much larger proportions.
      Tom: That sounded really smart. That sounded almost like...
      Susan: Mary.

    • Mary: I'm going to take him home and give him an F.

  • Notes

    • Tom makes a joke about being concerned over Garfield's weight. At the time, Breckin Meyer was actually filming the Garfield movie where he played the cat's owner Jon Arbuckle.

  • Allusions