Tom: And all that...all that charity crap you do. We'll put that in the book.
Tony: That's true. I do do a lot of charity crap.
Susan: Oh my god, we have to go to Mom and Dad's house. I think I left the oven on.
Sandy: Susie, don't be ridiculous. What would you be doing near an oven?
Susan: Yeah. Would I have been near an iron?
Uncle Dave: Ghostwriting? What do you think you are, Stephen King now?