Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 14

A Three Job, No Income Family

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 19, 1989 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Peggy: What's wrong with you getting a second job?
      Al: Peg, let me state this as clearly as I can. I would rather rip off my nose with a can opener. I would rather bob for apples in a sewer. I would rather have a catheter the size of a garden hose, before I get another job to pay for your shopping.