Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 14

A Three Job, No Income Family

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Mar 19, 1989 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Al: Kelly, why don't you cook something up for old dad to eat?
      Kelly: Daddy, I am practically a woman, I don't cook. Why don't you just do what I do when I get hungry - get a date?
      Bud: And slit your skirt up to your chin.
      Al: Bud, you don't date, how do you eat?
      Bud: Well, just like the proud Indian I've learned to live off the land. For instance... Well, let me show you what I mean.
      (Al follows Bud into the kitchen)
      Now, you see this crack between the stove and the wall? Every now and then I'll find, say, a fuzzy M&M. Now, you just peal the protective coating, and you've got a nice little dose of simple carbohydrates. And don't throw away that colorful shell. Makes a hearty base for soup.
      Al: Well, I'll get the hanger and a little piece of gum and a-hunting we will go!

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