Al: You see, Pookie, since you're the only one buying your cosmetics, you're not making any money.
Peggy: Oh, yes I am. They send me checks.
Al: Ah yes, but you send them much bigger ones. And that's what we call in the world of business "sending your husband rocketing to the poor house!" Why didn't you sell any make-up, Peg?
Peggy: Well, like I told the girls, it's not very good.
Al: Then why did you keep buying it?
Peggy: Because that's how I make my money!