Married... With Children Season 5 Episode 11

Al: What do you think, Peg? Hankie or no hankie?
Peg: Better no Hankie. It's still crusty from that flu that hit the family in '84.

Al: Oh, God, why did it have to be him? Why did it have to be him? (pauses) Was that convincing, Peg? I wasn't pushing it too much, was I? I mean, I don't want to seem greedy at the will reading.
Peg: Well, then maybe you shouldn't have asked for dibs on his gold fillings.

Al: (Teases Peggy) As I recall pregnancy was the happiest time of your life. (Pauses) Well, that and the three years it took you to lose the weight.

Marcy: How disgusting that a man should need outside stimulation. It's so insulting to a woman. (Pauses) Who do you think of, when you're with Al?
Peggy: James Bond … all of them.

Peggy: And then of course there's that ten months of pregnancy.
Marcy: Ten?
Peggy: Male Bundys never wanna come out. Oh, and then once they're out, they never wanna go back in again.