Married... With Children

Season 8 Episode 24

Assault and Batteries

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 08, 1994 on FOX
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Episode Summary

Al is looking forward to a rare airing of the John Wayne film, Hondo, but he risks missing it when a malfunctioning computer causes him to become locked inside a department store. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly overexert Buck on his tenth birthday.

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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • The original Bundy couch burnt down in "Sofa so Good", so Buck's birth certificate cannot have been hidden in the sofa for that long.

    • QUOTES (4)

      • (The man takes out a jar full of coins)
        Man: My wife and i put a penny in every time we make love. (smiles) We're like rabbits.
        Al: Good. On Easter I'll dip you both in chocolate and break your heads off.

      • Marcy: (to Al) Don't call me "sir", you cliff-dweller. It's bad enough you ruined my morning.
        Al: Oh yeah, well, you think hearing you scream "Ride me like a show horse" did me any good? Let let me in front of you and I'll be out of what's left of your hair!

      • Al: Hey, uh, hey, lady you know, "Hondo" is coming on pretty soon. You know, it's a story about the Wild West. You remember the Wild West, don't you?
        Old Lady: Aren't you that mean shoe salesman at the mall?!
        Al: Uh... no. You must have mistaken me for someone else.
        (An announcement is heard in the store)
        Announcer: Check-stand 2 is now open!
        Al: Ha! Yes, I am that shoe salesman! And I don't need your stinking place in line! Eat shoe and die.

      • Peggy: Now, Al, we both have to pick from the job jar. I'll pick the red one.
        Al: That's where I went wrong.

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