Jefferson: I myself once had a Mr. Potato Head that meant a lot to me.
Marcy: Well, my little sticky buns, what happened to him?
Jefferson: Well, one night my frats brothers and I got stinko on champale and grenadine. Next thing I knew, I was stuffing Mr. Potato Head's heinie with cherry bombs. We lit the fuse and blew Mr. Potato Head into hash browns!