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Married... With Children

Season 5 Episode 25

Buck the Stud

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 19, 1991 on FOX
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Episode Summary

Someone offers the Bundy's $10,000 to use Buck as a stud, but he has trouble completing the task. Meanwhile, Kelly gives Bud a ridiculous fashion makeover that inexplicably turns him into a babe magnet.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

    Debbe Dunning

    Debbe Dunning


    Guest Star

    Armin Shimerman

    Armin Shimerman

    Mr. Lovejoy (as Armin Shimmerman)

    Guest Star

    Jennifer Blanc

    Jennifer Blanc


    Guest Star

    Ted McGinley

    Ted McGinley

    Jefferson D'Arcy

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (3)

      • Peggy: (off-screen) Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?
        Al: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
        Peggy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
        Al: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
        Peggy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
        (Al and Peggy enter from the back yard after cleaning up after Buck)

      • Peggy: Honey, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
        Al: If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right...(pauses to temporarily stare at Bud in a new outfit)... A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
        Peggy: To death, Al?
        Al: And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred thou is payable over a three-day period. So, I figure, you know, a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two "daughters" here... we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate, Bruno.
        Kelly: Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.
        Al: I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

      • (They come up from the dark cellar)
        Peggy: Oh, Al, take me again.
        Al: I didn't even know I was taking you then. I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me.

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