Peggy: (off-screen) Come on, Al. Is that the best you can do?
Al: Peg, I can't concentrate if you're going to keep shouting instructions!
Peggy: Not like that you moron! Who taught you to do this anyway?
Al: All right, that's it! I quit! Haven't we done enough for one day?
Peggy: Oh, all right. At least you did something.
(Al and Peggy enter from the back yard after cleaning up after Buck)
Peggy: Honey, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
Al: If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right...(pauses to temporarily stare at Bud in a new outfit)... A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
Peggy: To death, Al?
Al: And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred thou is payable over a three-day period. So, I figure, you know, a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two "daughters" here... we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate, Bruno.
Kelly: Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.
Al: I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
(They come up from the dark cellar)
Peggy: Oh, Al, take me again.
Al: I didn't even know I was taking you then. I tripped on a box and then I thought the furnace fell on me.
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