Married... With Children

Season 5 Episode 25

Buck the Stud

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 19, 1991 on FOX

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    • Peggy: Honey, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
      Al: If you look a little closer, you'll see it's a bill for $100,000. You see, Buck was ready all right...(pauses to temporarily stare at Bud in a new outfit)... A little bit more ready than our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
      Peggy: To death, Al?
      Al: And beyond, Peg. But don't worry, the hundred thou is payable over a three-day period. So, I figure, you know, a couple of busy days at the shoe store, maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two "daughters" here... we'll be able to save up enough money to buy a chocolate bar and maybe some nylons for my new cellmate, Bruno.
      Kelly: Daddy, if it'll help any, you can have my share of the $10,000.
      Al: I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

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