Married... With Children

Season 5 Episode 25

Buck the Stud

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 19, 1991 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Peggy: Al, this isn't a check for $10,000. This is a bill for $10,000.
      Al: If you read it carefully, the bill actually says, $100,000.
      Peggy: What happened? I thought Buck was ready.
      Al: Oh, Buck was ready all right. A little too ready. In fact, far ready beyond possible for our Lady of Astoria. Or should I say, the late Lady of Astoria.
      Peggy: Buck did her to death?
      Al: And beyond! But don't worry, the money is to be payed within three days, or a warrant will be issued for my arrest. So, I figure that working a few double shifts at the shoe store and with a lemonade stand run by my two "daughters" here, we'll make enough money to buy a chocolate bar, a lipstick, and a pair of nylon stockings which I'll give as gifts to my new cell-mate Bruno.
      Kelly: Daddy, if it makes you feel any better, you can have my share of the $10,000.
      Al: Oh, I'm really going to miss you the most.