Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Season 3, Episode 14, Aired
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Kelly is forced to join her school's tap dance club as punishment for a prank and is threatened with expulsion if she fails to impress her principal during an upcoming recital. Meanwhile, Al tries to figure out why he suddenly doesn't have any matching socks.
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      • Kelly's final dance its a version of sensual song "Fever" (words & music by John Davenport and Eddie Coole). Edit

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      • Peggy: Al, we've got to do something. We can not let her turn out like this. Al: Peg, if she doesn't tap, she's out of school. Then she'll be home all day, with you. Peggy: And hop-shuf-fle-step, fa-lap-ball change. (Steve and Kelly start dancing) Oh, very good, very good. (to Al) Al, she dances like a horse. Edit
      • Al: Boy I'm hungry, what do we've got in the fridge? Peggy: A milk carton with a tree growing out of it. Al: Well, chop it down, cook it up. Edit
      • Bud: Mom, big news at school today. The tap dancing club was doing a recital in the ghetto. Now appearently all the gangs banded together and attacked their bus. They couldn't figure out why but it seems that someone spray painted a slogan on the side of the bus that said "We may be nerds but at least we're not poor. HA HA!" Peggy: That's terrible. Who would do a mean thing like that? Bud: I give you a hint. She lives here, has white hair and misspelled "Ha HA" Edit

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