Married... With Children

Season 11 Episode 2

Children of the Corns

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 05, 1996 on FOX
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Gary pits Al and Griff against each other in a sales contest to determine who gets a raise, but they turn the tables when they discover the store's shoes are made using child labor. Meanwhile, Peg unexpectedly wins a microwave and tries to hide it from Al.moreless

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    Louisa Abernathy

    Louisa Abernathy

    Christy

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    Eric Vasques

    Eric Vasques

    Immigrant Kid #1

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    Richard Ornelas

    Richard Ornelas

    Thug

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    Harold Sylvester

    Harold Sylvester

    Griff

    Recurring Role

    Janet Carroll

    Janet Carroll

    Gary

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    Terese Parente

    Terese Parente

    Miranda Veracruz de la Jolla Cardinal

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    • TRIVIA (2)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Jefferson: (At the sweat-shop.) Al, Al, look at he slave wages they pay these poor people.
        Al: They make more than me! And they get gruel.

      • Customer: Can you help me?
        Al: Maddam I would be delighted.
        Customer: Do these shoes make me look fat? Be honest.
        Al: No. They make you look very ....... fat. (Al smacks his forehead.) I'm sorry. I'm new at this. May I add that's a lovely broach. Or is it.....cud stain? (Smacks forehead again.)

      • Kelly: Mom, I'm telling you this microwave is broken. I keep pressing the Popcorn button and no popcorn's coming out.
        Peg: Well, try pressing Lamb, Pork or Veal.
        (Kelly presses the button)
        Kelly: I wonder which one it will be?
        Bud: Excuse me, Betty and Moronica, you have to put food in it first.
        Peg: Then what good is it?

      • Griff: This contest is no contest. You're going down, Bundy.
        Al: Let's rock, fat boy.
        Griff: Yo mama!
        Al: My wife!
        Griff: You win. (walks away)
        Al: No, I don't.

      • Kelly: Mom, have you seen my lucky audition blouse?
        Peg: What does it look like?
        Kelly: It's see-through... maybe that's why I can't find it.

      • Al: Come on, Griff, you can't compete with my charm. I'm a natural born salesman.
        (A woman approaches)
        Customer: Excuse me, do--
        Al: Hey! Do I come to the Hag-Shop and bother you when you're working?!

      • (Al is coming down the stairs and Peg is in the kitchen)
        Al: I'm gettin' a raise!
        Peg: Al, you haven't had a raise since our honeymoon... and even that was below minimum.

      • (Marcy enters, carrying a pot with chicken)
        Al: Well Marcy, congratulations, i didnt know you were expecting.

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