In the end where the kid with the hook tries to hug Marcy you can clearly see through his sleeve that he is holding a fake hook.
Kelly brings the microwave oven into the closet, but then it pings... surely it wouldn't since the cord wasn't plugged in.
Jefferson: (At the sweat-shop.) Al, Al, look at he slave wages they pay these poor people.
Al: They make more than me! And they get gruel.
Customer: Can you help me?
Al: Maddam I would be delighted.
Customer: Do these shoes make me look fat? Be honest.
Al: No. They make you look very ....... fat. (Al smacks his forehead.) I'm sorry. I'm new at this. May I add that's a lovely broach. Or is it.....cud stain? (Smacks forehead again.)
Kelly: Mom, I'm telling you this microwave is broken. I keep pressing the Popcorn button and no popcorn's coming out.
Peg: Well, try pressing Lamb, Pork or Veal.
(Kelly presses the button)
Kelly: I wonder which one it will be?
Bud: Excuse me, Betty and Moronica, you have to put food in it first.
Peg: Then what good is it?
Griff: This contest is no contest. You're going down, Bundy.
Al: Let's rock, fat boy.
Griff: Yo mama!
Al: My wife!
Griff: You win. (walks away)
Al: No, I don't.
Kelly: Mom, have you seen my lucky audition blouse?
Peg: What does it look like?
Kelly: It's see-through... maybe that's why I can't find it.
Al: Come on, Griff, you can't compete with my charm. I'm a natural born salesman.
(A woman approaches)
Customer: Excuse me, do--
Al: Hey! Do I come to the Hag-Shop and bother you when you're working?!
(Al is coming down the stairs and Peg is in the kitchen)
Al: I'm gettin' a raise!
Peg: Al, you haven't had a raise since our honeymoon... and even that was below minimum.
(Marcy enters, carrying a pot with chicken)
Al: Well Marcy, congratulations, i didnt know you were expecting.
The episode title Children of the Corns is taken from the movie Children of the Corn.
The scene where Gary sobs for the camera about the sweatshop was a parody of Kathie Lee Gifford's sobbing when she was confronted about her sweatshop allegation.
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