Married... With Children Season 11 Episode 9

Shirley: Remember me, Bundy?
Al: No.
Shirley: The one you insulted.
Al: I'm sorry, ma'am. You're gonna have to be a little more specific.
Shirley: You made fun of my weight. You called me a giant seal.
Al: Well, let's see. I had four elephants. I had a rhino who wanted some flip-flops. I had a manatee. No, no, don't remember any seals. Can you jog my memory? You know what jog is. That's what you do when the ice cream truck is pulling out.

(Shirley tears a piece of paper, which Peg recognizes)
Peg: (to Shirley) Hey! Those were our dinner coupons, you fat cow!
Gwen: Excuse me. We don't like to be called fat!
Peg: (to Gwen) Then stay home!

Matilda: My name is Matilda, and (points at Al) that man is fat-o-phobic!
Women: And ugly!
Shirley: (bangs gavel) Order!
Large woman: Big Mac!
Barbara: Filet O Fish!
Gwen: Steamed vegetables! (everyone looks at her) Oh, uh, a meatball sandwich! (softly) I'll start tomorrow.

Matilda: (about Al's rudeness to large women) Does he ever stop?
Peg: (about Al in general) Only in bed. But then, he never really gets started.

Peg: (about Al's attitude toward her mother) You can't believe how rude he was to her!
Shirley: So, she's big-boned, as well?
Peg: You know, inside her, there's a thin woman just dying to get out.
Shirley: We all say that.
Peg: No, there really is! Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I told her not to stand so close to the pies.

Peg: Kids, do you know what today is?
Bud: Mom, you know you can't ask Kelly tough questions like that.
Kelly: I know what today is. It's the bright sunny part before tonight.

Overweight Women: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Don't make fun of our weight! Two! Four! Six! Eight! Don't make fun of our weight!
Al: One! Two! Three! Four! You're gonna fall through the floor!