Peg: (about Al's attitude toward her mother) You can't believe how rude he was to her!
Shirley: So, she's big-boned, as well?
Peg: You know, inside her, there's a thin woman just dying to get out.
Shirley: We all say that.
Peg: No, there really is! Last Thanksgiving, she ate my Aunt Edna! I told her not to stand so close to the pies.