Married... With Children

Season 9 Episode 7

Dial "B" for Virgin

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 16, 1994 on FOX



  • Quotes

    • Esther: You know Bud, there are girls at my school who'll have sex with anyone, anywhere... anytime.
      Bud: Well you just give me their names, their phone numbers, and their measurements, and I'll get to the bottom of them, I mean to the bottom of it.
      Esther: No Bud, if I take my eyes off you before my mother gets home, I know I get all horny again.