Al: Expired driver's license. Why can't a marriage license do that?
Al: (Answering phone.) Hello Peg.
Peg: How did you know it was me Al?
Al: I actually heard God laugh.
Peg: Honey I have great news. Mom is taking her first step since her heart attack.
Al: Did you alert Tokyo?
Peg: You know, she never liked you Al.
Al: That's because I'm not cream filled. Good bye Peg. Thanks for calling.
Peg: Honey, now that mom is feeling better, she wants to try to improve her appearance.
Al: What about aluminum siding?
Peg: No Al. I want to get her some of that nail polish that she wants. But I can't remember what shade she likes.
Bud: Dad, I need $700.
Al: No problem, we'll sell the house. Of course we'll have to come up with the other $500.
DMV Worker: What language do you speak?
Al: I speak the same language as everyone else in this country.
DMV Worker: Ah, Spanish.
The catalog that Al is looking through is X.X. L.L. Bean. X.X. L.L. Bean is a parody of the clothing catalog L.L. Bean.
The episode title is a reference to the movie "Driving Miss Daisy".