FOX (ended 1997)
|I forget which season but Al was carpooling with a bunch of overweight women and one them said to Al "Do you always wear cheap suits and smell of High Karate?" And Al replies, "Do you always wear shower curtains and smell of Mars bars?" |
And then a couple minutes later a news guy stops them and says "Do you know that you're the only people carpooling in all of Chicago?" And Al says "We're also the only ones eating Snickerdoodles by the gallon" LMAO
And one of my other favorites is when Al had returned an overdue library book from his childhood where the exact same fatlibrarian STILL works! After she deemed Al the "Freddy Krueger of the library system", She asks him "Could it be that you would always have been a failure?" And Al replies "Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?"
|i dont feel like looking it all up but here's 3 of my favs.. 1. the episode where al has a list of 10 things which would make marcy more attractive with things on it like "wear a ski-mask" and "poke out eyes of every man on the planet" (anyone know this episode? i want to see it again..)|
That's from the later, maybe last, season when Jefferson and Kelly became tv stars for a recurring coffee commercial. Bud was their agent and broke the news to Al & Marcy that in the current ad, Keely and Jefferson would have to kiss.
Al objected and gave his reason,
Al: Kelly's lips are never gonna go where Marcy's lips have been!
The one that always gets Me is when Marcy, in one of her trademark comebacks, berates Al with by tekking him he has "a peanut-sized brain." I can't remember the episode, but I remember his answer, "Hey! Do I make fun of you?"