Funniest line in MWC

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    sprstrdan

    [41]Jan 25, 2007
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    From "She's Having My Baby":

    Bud: As if what you did wasn't bad enough, but with our mother for God's sake.

    From "Something Larry Comes This Way":

    Kelly: Tonight....I become a Lesbian

    From "Crimes Against Obesity":

    Fat girl: Since you love the jiggly room so much, we decided to bring the jiggly room to you

    Al: But all the wrong things are jiggling

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    Element-17

    [42]Apr 4, 2007
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    Not repeating one already mentioned, how about this scene from episode 251, T*R*A*S*H, (11-13): (this one's even longer)

    Commander (over intercom): Come in, Zip-Lock Team. Are you out there? Over.

    Jefferson: We read you. Over.

    Commander (over intercom): Listen up, men. The Hefty Team is taking a big dumpster. We need back-up on 23rd and Addison. Copy?

    Jefferson: Roger. On our way. Over. Okay, okay. We have to go through the auto yard. Griff, I think you should go first.

    Al: Good idea.

    Griff: I don't think so.

    Jefferson: Let me rephrase: I'm ordering you to go first.

    Griff: Then let me rephrase: Bite me. Haven't you ever seen a war movie? The black man always gets it first.

    Al: Whaddya mean?

    Griff: Jim Brown in A Dirty Dozen, Lawrence Fishburne in Apocalypse Now, Bubba in Forrest Gump. Any black man in Star Trek. We go in, test the waters, get killed, and you white guys go home to your families.

    Al: See, we both lose.

    (Later, after Griff was hit)

    Al: Oh, Griff, Griff. Why, oh why, oh why?! That shell was meant for me.

    Griff: Oh, listen Al: Will you do something for me?

    Al: Anything, buddy.

    Griff: If I don't make it, would you look up my ex-wife, and--?

    Al: --Tell her that you love her?

    Griff: No, tell her that she's a b****.

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    cybertron22

    [43]Apr 7, 2007
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    This one of many lines Al say when he comes home ''Aw home sweet hell''.
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    heman3602

    [44]Apr 19, 2007
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    Peg: I love you, Al

    Al: Thanks Peg

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    Element-17

    [45]Apr 19, 2007
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    I forgot this one:

    (Marcy walks in to the Bundy's house)

    Marcy: You know, in this day and age, I don't know why you leave your door unlocked. A maniac could just walk in and kill you all.

    Al: Yeah, like I ever get what I want.

    I'm not sure if that's exactly what Marcy said, but close enough. Almost anything where Al demeans (I think that's the word for it) is funny.

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    Dr_Buddy_Boy

    [46]Apr 24, 2007
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    evilvanessafan wrote:


    3. i dont know the episode but there was as usual a fat woman with some kid in the shoe store and while al was helping the fat woman the little boy thats with her (he's holding he's moms hand) says: i want a balloon!!!

    on which al replies: you already got one


    That my friend was the pilot
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    Dr_Buddy_Boy

    [47]Apr 24, 2007
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    spikemaniac wrote:
    Al McBundy had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
    And on that farm there was no wife, E-I-E-I-O!


    LOL I don't remember the rest of it


    It was B-U-N-D-Y, not E-I-E-I-O
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    Element-17

    [48]Jul 21, 2007
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    Steve: Al, I'm horny. What are you going to do about it?
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    tl1238

    [49]Sep 8, 2007
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    mine has to been in hood n the boys when als leaving the hotel room the second time he meets bud and kelly

    to which he says "Kud Belly what are you doin here"

    still makes me laugh everytime

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    Darth_Stewie

    [50]Sep 17, 2007
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    Dont remember the name of the ep, but this was said by Bud:

    "I know you models are always watching your weight, so care for a, Bud Light?"

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    Cjb2442

    [51]Sep 24, 2007
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    Peg:You know what they say back home in wanker county.

    Al:Nothin says lovin like marrying your Cousin.

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    Element-17

    [52]Sep 24, 2007
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    Peg: Say "toes"! (takes picture)

    Kelly(or somebody else in the picture): Why "toes"?

    Peg: Well, in Wanker County, that's where cheese comes from.

    Edited on 09/24/2007 7:08pm
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    chicky21

    [53]Oct 1, 2007
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    Kelly: Dad there's no food"

    Al: "My underwear has no elastic. Take it up with June Cleaver here (points to Peg)"

    Al Talking to Buck about to be neutered

    Peg: Al Come to bed!

    Al: In a minute Peg. There's a woman for you. All day long it's "hack 'em off, hack 'em off, hack 'em off" as soon as the sun goes down it's "here boy, here boy, here boy."

    The whole scene with buck in Al's dream is funny. Al says "I though neutering would make you happier boy" buck goes "My head is a great pleasure to me too how bout cutting IT off"

    Peg: What are we going to do tonight.

    Al: I'm gonna do what the Rockefellers do. Sew up my underwear and cry.

    Family running from the killer in Poppy by the tree

    Al: Standing here with my loving family, the real question is why am I running FROM the ax.

    Al talking to Bud: Revenge is sweet. It's why I'm with your mother.

    Sorry it's a little long. I LOVE this show!

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    notsotweetone

    [54]Oct 5, 2007
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    In my opinion the funniest line has to be from Episode 5-10 entitled "One Down, Two to Go" originally aired 11/25/1990. It is Al's response to the possibility of having another child to help relieve Peggy's empty nest syndrome after Kelly moves out because Al beats up one of her boyfriends. "I'd rather bait a crocodile with my manhood...which I believe is what got me into this mess."
    Edited on 10/04/2007 11:08pm
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    Inuyasha1256

    [55]Oct 5, 2007
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    "Ohh, the cow kicked the nelly in the belly in the barn! Oh, the cow in kicked the nelly in the belly in the barn. But the farmer said it would do no harm. Second verse, same as the first, lil bit louder, and a lil bit worse!"
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    my_baby_kiedis

    [56]Oct 6, 2007
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    i have heaps lol but i'll just list 2

    Season 8 Ep 1

    Peg: So this is your fault?
    Al: From the minute I said I do.

    Season 4 Ep 2

    Peg: There are two things Peggy Bundy doesn't do, number one: cook, clean, sew, vacuum, iron and parent, and number two: exercise
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    downwilliemccoy

    [57]Nov 12, 2007
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    I don't remember the name of the episode, but its the one where peg and al get audited by the IRS. It went something like

    PEG: If 2 kids gets you 100 dollars, what could 12 kids get you?

    AL: The gas chamber

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    DanTheMann324

    [58]Nov 17, 2007
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    (Peggy begging for sex)

    Al: Peg, if you want to have sex the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good - you'll have to leave.

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    andyradke

    [59]Jan 7, 2008
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    From season 1, episode 5: 'Have you driven a Ford lately?"

    Steve: "You can't go your whole life ordering food through a clown's head."

    Al;: "Oh yeah?"

    (Al looks at Peg, holds her mouth open wide and yells)

    Al: "COOK SOME FOOD!!!!"

    Funny as hell. Makes me laugh every time.

    Edited on 01/07/2008 12:55pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    micwiz

    [60]Jan 16, 2008
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    al oh al ohhhh nooo

    She bit me peg now im going to live forever

    Edited on 01/16/2008 4:47am
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