From "She's Having My Baby":
Bud: As if what you did wasn't bad enough, but with our mother for God's sake.
From "Something Larry Comes This Way":
Kelly: Tonight....I become a Lesbian
From "Crimes Against Obesity":
Fat girl: Since you love the jiggly room so much, we decided to bring the jiggly room to you
Al: But all the wrong things are jiggling