Funniest line in MWC

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    sprstrdan

    [61]Mar 2, 2009
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    That's from "Radio Free Trumaine", and it was Bud's date April (Keri Russell) who said "Why toes?"
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    tarstytoe

    [62]Apr 21, 2009
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    Peg:" Al, what's that toilet have that I don't have?"
    Al: "A job."
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    Peg: " Al, you lost $100,000. How many people who make less than I fry cook can say they lost $100,000?"
    Bud: "A fry cook? Dad makes less than the newspaper boy."
    Kelly: "A street mime!"
    Peg: "The guy who scrapes dead animals off the street!"
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    Crackledotcom

    [63]Apr 22, 2009
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    This is a very impressive thread!

    Favorite Bundy Quote: I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. / I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. / I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. / I've seen her on her stupid couch. / I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. / I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife.

    Keep the comments coming - they're great!

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    JeanSMJ

    [64]Feb 19, 2011
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    i care - by al bundy (Mystery of skull island)


    when hooters jiggle around, and i find nickels on the ground - i care


    when a mustang engine purrs, and the bathroom is not hers - i care


    when the pitcher's on the mound, and the wife is underground - i care


    but when i've been playing this for days i will kill anyone who stays - i swear !!



    i laughed my ass off this one especially his face right after he says it

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    mbe3204m

    [65]Feb 13, 2012
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    Peg: "Did you miss me, Al?"


    Al: "With every bullet so far."


    Definitely up there for me...



    Also when Steve was watching Kelly's appearance in a music video, not realizing it was her:


    "Man, I'd like to give her a---oops, sorry, Al, that's your daughter..."

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    Raccoon1459

    [66]Apr 22, 2012
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    Peggy: Al, can I ask you a question?

    Al: No, we can't have anymore children.
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    Romano338

    [67]May 12, 2013
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    Radio host: "Griff, my man, you have a last name?"
    Griff: "X. Griff X."
    Radio host: "Are you muslim, as in Malcolm X?"
    Griff: "No, I'm divorced, as in screwed over by the ex."

    Edited on 05/12/2013 12:48am
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