Married... With Children

Season 10 Episode 1

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 17, 1995 on FOX



  • Trivia

    • During the scene when Al is on his knees looking under Bud's bed, the shadow of a crew member can be seen moving over Al.

  • Quotes

    • Jefferson: (referring to Bud) So, where's the cool guy who's ready to leave home and bag some babes?
      Al: Right here!
      Marcy: Please. You can't even bag your own wife.
      Al: Oh, I can bag her, but it doesn't do me any good, I remember what she looks like.

    • Peggy: Mom does not eat between meals.
      Al: Oh, no, Peg, because in order to eat between meals, the first meal has to end.

    • Marcy: I do remember my first apartment. My roommate and I were both single, both bursting with ripe, flowering womanhood. The sexual revolution was in full swing and we were a-happening.
      Peggy: Wow. I'll bet you were having sex all the time.
      Marcy: No, that cheap slut of a roommate stole all my boyfriends. I've never forgiven Mom for that.

    • Peggy: I've always wanted some place where I could stretch out and do nothing.
      Al: Well get in the car, I'll take you to the morgue.

    • Peggy: (after getting off the phone)That was Dad. He and Mom had this big fight, and now Mom left and he can't find her.

      Al: Did he look behind the Rockies?

    • Al: Who the hell would put a bear-trap in an outhouse?
      Ephraim Wanker: They wouldn't. That ain't no bear-trap, that's a human-trap.
      Al: Well, why would you want to trap a human?
      Ephraim Wanker: I don't know, ask the bears, them was the ones who put it in there.

    • Al: Don't you know that all horrible things happen in threes: Celebrity deaths, Pauly Shore movies, Wilson-Phillips. In my own case: Marrying Peg, Bud not moving out, and 3-2-1...
      Peg: Al, something horrible has happend!
      Al: The hell you say!?

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The episode title is an allusion to the 1967 film, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn and Sidney Poitier.