Steve: So, what's new with you guys?
Peggy: Well, we were just trying to figure out a hobby for Bud. You know, to keep him out of trouble. Something he could do with Al.
Steve: Well, you guys could come over together in the morning and steal my paper.
Al: Ah no, my mornings are for me.
Peggy: How about flying? Or Polo?
Al: Yeah, how about collecting original Picassos? Hell, I make minimum wage.
Peggy: I never understood the fascination with Barbie. But I sure could strip Ken with my teeth.
Marcy: (disgusted) Yes, i'm sure.
Peggy: Look at them over there. Men are such idiots. And I married their king.
Al: Greatest hobby in the world and women just don't get it.
Peg: No, what I just don't get is sex.
Al: That'll be Bud's new hobby.
Al: No! Baseball cards.
Peg: I think I know what the problem with him is. He just has too much free time on his hands. Now what are we going to do about that?
Al: Well, we could get him a wife?
Bud: So, how'd I do?
Peggy: Like your father in life, you failed.
Bud: What's the matter, Kel? The contractions five minutes apart?
Kelly: What's the matter, Bud? Puberty five years away?
Peggy: Men's idea of intellectually stimulating is comparing todays Elmer Fudd with the original fatter Fudd.
Marcy: Steve, find them! Find them and kill them! No, don't kill them. Bring them to me. I'll kill them. But not at first. First I'll take a hammer, and smash their toes, little to big. Then, if it was a man, and I know it was a man, I'll turn the hammer around!
The song that plays while Al and Steve comb the streets looking for the barbie doll is "You Belong to the City."
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