Married... With Children

Season 4 Episode 5

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

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Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Oct 08, 1989 on FOX

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    • Steve: Hello Peggy. (looks at Marcy) B-Woman.
      Peggy: So, what'd you find out about Al?
      Steve: I found out that he has the most pathetic life of any creature on this planet. And has nicer hair than my wife. (Marcy glares and snips) Now for my report. Subject arrived at work at 7 pm last night. Wept 'til 7:30, then turned on lights. Inventory 'til 8:30, bathroom 'til 10. 10:07, ate dinner, consisting of packaged condiments he lifted from Barny Dog. 10:31, the mall security guard comes by, clubs me about the head and ears and takes my watch. So from here on I don't know what time anything happenes. Went home. Looked at the sleeping klingon that used to be my wife.
      Peggy: Come on lice capade, is he cheating on me or not.
      Steve: You are a liar. All you men stick together.
      Marcy: Yeah. You probably weren't even watching Al. Where have you been?
      Steve: You got me. An old girlfriend, Kathleen Turner, was in town so I rubbed some grime and lice on my body and we went dumpster hopping.

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