Married... With Children

Season 3 Episode 22

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM May 21, 1989 on FOX
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Al's life is turned into a nightmare when Peg becomes obsessed about being the only woman in the neighborhoodyet to bevictimized by an at-large serial peeper. Meanwhile, Bud is Kelly's last hope to avoid being held back in school.

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      • Steve: Al, I got a problem. This peeping tom thing is ruining my marriage. Marcy is so upset, she doesn't let me have sex with her for five days.
        Al: Well, it could be worse. I've had sex with mine for five straight days.

      • Peggy: (thinking, the peeper looks at her) Al, he's looking at me.
        Al: (runs to the window) No Peg, it's an owl. Yeah, he's seen you. He's spinning out of control. Now he's down. Well, you've killed, can we shut the window now?
        Peggy: Tell me the truth. I'm loosing my looks, aren't I?
        Al: Nooo.
        Peggy: Oh, you're just saying that cause you know that's what I wanna hear. Now tell me the truth. Am I loosing my looks?
        Al: Yes.
        Peggy: You pig. You know I'm down. The least you can do is lie.

      • Marcy: Oh Steve, I was peeped. It was awful. He saw me in all my nakedness.
        Steve: Ah, what did he see honey? Did he see your jimmies?
        Marcy: He saw it all Steve.
        Al: Marcy, did they find this guy passed out in the bushes, still twitching from fear?

      • Peggy: Now sit up, shut up and brace yourself!
        Al: Wait a second Peg. Remember, the kids are here. If you wanna have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

      • Marsha: I was peeped last night! It was horrible!
        Al: And how was it for you?

      • Kelly: Did you know Tomas Jefferson wrote a song on the back of the Declaration of Independence.
        Bud: Show them Kel.
        Kelly: (starts singing) We're moving on up. Up to the east side. To teh deluxe apartment in the sky. Moving on up, to the sky. We finally got a piece of the pie.

      • Peggy: When I get out of here, we're gonna do it twice! That means a whole minute Al!

      • Peggy: Now disappoint me like only you can.

      • Peggy: You're a smart girl Kelly. (everyone starts laughing)

      • Kelly: So much pressure! "Kelly, you have to go to school", "Kelly you have to pass", "Kelly, you have to learn to read".

      • Peggy: Let's have sex.
        Al: Didn't we do it last month?

      • Al: No wife, no kids, no pain.

      • Peggy: Al,nobody wants to peep me, hold me!
        Al: Well nobody wants to hold you either.

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