Woman on TV: My husband pays too much attention to me. He's always wanting sex. What should I do?
Peggy: Send him over here!
Al: Son, I have an even more important job for you. Go get me 50 pounds of manure.
Peggy: Oh, and Bud, I need a jumbo box of tampons.
Al: And don't forget my 'roid cream.
Bud: Anybody need anything embarrassing while I'm at it?
(Bud opens the door and sees a beautiful woman)
Al and Peggy: Suppositories!
Al: Jefferson, I'm suing you for damages.
Jefferson: Al, I'm suing you for mental stress.
Al: Talk about mental stress?
Al: How about the night your shade was up and I watched your wife undress?
(After Jefferson cut the cable during Peggy's show)
Jefferson: Sorry Peggy, your cable seems to have run through my property line.
Peggy: (crying & wailing) Al!!! They killed Oprah!
(Jefferson and Marcy are in their Jacuzzi wearing nothing as Al cuts a whole through their fence with a chainsaw and walks through it)
Marcy: Al! Al Bundy, what do you think you're doing?!
Al: Going blind if you stand up!
Dave Madden played the Partridges' manager Ruben Kincaid on the series, The Partridge Family. This is alluded to during his brief scene with Danny Bonaduce in this episode.
When Gary Coleman is fining the Bundy's for their driveway Al informs him that the driveway belongs to the D'Arcy's but that the only black person they respect is Ted Danson. This is in reference to when Ted Danson was in blackface at a Friar's Club Roast.
Gary Coleman appears as an Inspector in this episode, claiming Al has violated some code fining him $1500. After being asked by Al if he is, in fact Gary Coleman, Gary Coleman says he is not and says he hates him. Leading the audience to laugh because he is him.
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