Al: Son, I have an even more important job for you. Go get me 50 pounds of manure.
Peggy: Oh, and Bud, I need a jumbo box of tampons.
Al: And don't forget my 'roid cream.
Bud: Anybody need anything embarrassing while I'm at it?
(Bud opens the door and sees a beautiful woman)
Al and Peggy: Suppositories!