Married... With Children

Season 6 Episode 3

If Al Had a Hammer

Aired Sunday 8:00 PM Sep 22, 1991 on FOX
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Episode Summary

In protest of Peg's declaration that the new baby will be sleeping in their bedroom, Al uses his father's cursed hammer to transform the garage into his own personal paradise. Meanwhile, Bud attempts to change his luck with women by creating the gangsta rapper persona, "Grandmaster B."moreless

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    Bobbie Phillips

    Bobbie Phillips


    Guest Star

    Ellerine Harding

    Ellerine Harding

    Nelvia (as Ellerine!)

    Guest Star

    Catherine Rusoff

    Catherine Rusoff


    Guest Star

    Frank Lloyd

    Frank Lloyd


    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Al: (while pushing Peg up the stairs) For the record, she's now up to 500 pounds.

      • Al: Peg, guess what I found in the attic? It's something of my father's, it served him well for twenty years, and now, it will serve me for the rest of my life.
        Peg: A pair of socks?

      • Al: That's what's wrong with this country, Peg; everytime something tears up, we call someone to fix it. Not like Grandpa Bundy, there was a fixin' man.
        Bud: You mean Grandpa Hook?
        Al: Well, circular saws were new then. But he carved his own hook, he didn't call anybody!
        Peggy: It would have been hard for him to hold the phone with the one finger he had left on his other hand.
        Al: One finger is all a real American needs, Peg.

      • Al: Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.

      • Jefferson: Having sex with a pregnant woman is like putting gas in a car you just wrecked.
        Al: Well luckily Peg pulls into self service.

      • Bud: My story is that I'm a bad boy rapper from the streets of New York and I am hiding out in Chicago because I killed a man or spray painted a sign or something.
        Peggy: Isn't that the plot of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
        Bud: Yes, but that's an NBC show, so who would know.

      • (Al objects to the idea that the baby will sleep at the foot of their bed)
        Al: I would like the record to show that I would rather sleep in a bunk bed under Oprah. I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Roseanne and her cool husband. I would rather play Naked Twister with every one of the Golden Girls, than have that little screaming doodie geyser at the foot of my bed. I've said my piece, thank you.

      • Peg: You're not really thinking about moving out?
        Al: Thinking about?! I've done it! Begone jackals!

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)