TV Announcer: And now let's have our sports quiz for the day. And the first caller with the correct answer wins $100.
Jefferson: 100 bucks? Hey, Al, you know a lot about sports. Maybe you could win the hundred and buy yourself a newer Dodge.
Al: No chance. These questions are so obscure, you have to have no life whatsoever to get the answer.
TV Announcer: Who played center field for the Chicago White Sox in the '59 World Series?
Al: Jim Landis. I know that. That's Jim Landis.